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Re: The Return of the Llamarick

Dr. Rob — Mon, 26 Aug 2013 10:31:54 -0000

Excellent!

Re: The Return of the Llamarick

@scotsgaloshes — Mon, 26 Aug 2013 06:09:53 -0000

You've conquered the medicare disease
that brings lesser docs to their knees
You're a vigorous man
and you've proved you still can
write llamericks surely with ease. ;)

Re: There Once was a Grand that was Round

froofrootherapist — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:51:10 -0000

This is definitely not Id! They are wayyyyy too self reflective and sublime- not base!

Re: What is a Llamarick?

SeaSpray — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:30:57 -0000

I know it's not a llamarick, but that picture (llama looking through window to outside) on the header cracks me up. I don't know why - it just does. :)

Re: There Once was a Grand that was Round

Mike Cadogan — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:12:43 -0000

Your rounds are the best of the best
Your prolix, better than all the rest
For your rhymes are so witty
And your content so gritty
Our submissions will flow at your behest

Re: There Once was a Grand that was Round

Marie — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:31:37 -0000

Your multifaceted talents truly inspire ME! :)

Re: There Once was a Grand that was Round

Fiddlechip — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 14:45:53 -0000

This rocks. Thank you. It would take me weeks to write this many awesome limericks.

Re: There Once was a Grand that was Round

H G Stern, LUTCF, CBC — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 09:30:19 -0000

Just realized that you'd done this version, too. Awesome!!!

Re: There Once was a Grand that was Round

Donttouchthese — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 07:01:52 -0000

These are so cool. I love your poetry.

Re: Lola the Llama

Kwizzicallie — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:53:46 -0000

"Lola the Llama" is Simply Irresistible. And hysterical. Loooove that song.... live version is way better than the dry, oldies version.

Re: A Submission From an Aspiring Llamarickerist

Dr. Rob — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:42:56 -0000

Alas, my editorial license should be suspended.

Re: A Submission From an Aspiring Llamarickerist

Miss Chevious — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:37:50 -0000

Actually, Dr. Rob, I was trying to rhyme "Jock" with Rockies, so it became "jockies".

Re: A Submission From an Aspiring Llamarickerist

Rob — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:46:02 -0000

Thanks. Yes, the price is a little out of my range.

Re: A Submission From an Aspiring Llamarickerist

MK Kennedy — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:38:28 -0000

Saw this, thought you might like it, though the price tag seems a little high, but then again it is a llama shirt.

http://www.wanelo.com/women...

Re: Golden Llama

Dr. Rhymeorrhea — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:10:43 -0000

My poem has been resubmitted, now this time did you get it?

Re: Golden Llama

Rob — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:29:07 -0000

No, I did not get anything from you, Dr.

Re: Golden Llama

Dr. Rhymeorrhea — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:04:59 -0000

I hope you received my submission, or else it was stolen by the rhino patsies of cyberspace!

Re: Golden Llama

CJ — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:12:53 -0000

I think that I shall never see
A nose as lovely as the one on thee.
With peaks and valleys
All in a row,
But my oh my
It makes for a beautiful show.
So Romanesque
So Victorian sweet,
I truly think you’ve got
Jimmy Durante beat!
He’s funny, you’re funny,
He’s old, you’re young.
But between you and me
His is more runny.
So love your schnoz
Enjoy its dignified flare,
Because never again
Will I ever stare.

Re: Who’s He?

nlindodr — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 01:50:04 -0000

Thanks. I echo your concerns but don't have time to write so well. Keep speaking up for us!!!

Re: Six Little Pills

MarylandMD — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:46:24 -0000

Hey, I just took it to mean that you didn't prescribe Z-paks all that much, which is a good thing! --MdMD

Re: Six Little Pills

Rob — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:31:20 -0000

Sigh. You are right. I will have to correct that for posterity's sake.

Re: Six Little Pills

MarylandMD — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:17:01 -0000

Rob,

I like your poem! One comment: a Z-pak is 250 mg x 6 tablets (not 5). It's 2 tablets the first day, then 1/day the subsequent 4 days; the other pack they offer is 500 mg x 3 tabs.

Still, a great poem.

--MMD

Re: Six Little Pills

kmom — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:16:29 -0000

Bravo!

Re: What’s This?

M-Auwal Gene III — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:19:49 -0000

I love this, I really do :-)

I particularly love these two stanzas:

While some of the prose
May get you to thinking
Most will cause people to
Ponder more drinking

and

Some prose may be poignant
Some points may provoke
And others may raise the thought:
“What did he smoke?”

Double thumbs up, man!

Re: What’s This?

Gary Oftedahl — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:30:40 -0000

Oh, say that it's so, that it really is true
That wonderful voice coming back into view
While distracted, discouraged, or just out of sight
We'd missed all his wisdom, so erudite.

But how to add value, how to involve
My own minor input, but I do resolve
That I'll be returning, as oft as I must
To capture the humor, this site seems a must.

But why speak in verse, those doubters may say
And why be so funny, that's not most of my day
And that's just exactly why we need this the most
Some humor, some laughter, a ribald riposte

So let it begin, and the laughter resume
It's all for the best, at least so I assume
Dr.Rob, Llamaricks--your voice has been missed.
Welcome back, I just knew you couldn't resist.